My Indian Descent from Lord Vishnu (Mythology Warning)

Descent from Lord Brahmā, Hindu Creator-Deity
(as recorded in the Hindu Vedas and family records)

Lord Garbhodakasayi (Sahasra-sira Purusa) VISHNU, from whose navel sprang a lotus, from which came Lord Brahmā, who begat
Atri, begat
Soma (Haoma) (सोमः), the moon-god m. Tara, wife of Brhaspati, begat
Budha m. Ila, begat
Pururava, begat
Ayu, begat
King Nahusa, begat
Yayati, begat
Puru, begat
Janamejaya, begat
Pracinvan, begat
Pravira, begat
Manusyu, begat
Carupada, begat
Sudyu, begat
Bahugava, begat
Samyati, begat
Ahamyati, begat
Raudrasva, begat
Rteyu, begat
Rantinava, begat
Sumati, begat
Rebhi, begat
King Dushyant, begat
Bharata, King of Bharatavarsa, begat
Bharadvaja (Vitatha), begat
Manyu, begat
Brhatksatra (Hasti), Founder of Hastinapura, begat
Ajamidha, father of Rksa, begat
Rksa, begat
Samvarana, begat
Kuru, King of Kurukshetra, begat
Sudhanu, begat
Suhotra, begat
Cyavana, begat
Kritī, begat
Uparicara Vasu, begat
Brihadratha, King of Magadha, begat
Jarāsandha (जरास,ध), King of Magadha, begat
Sahadeva, begat
Somāpi, King of Magadha, begat
Ayutaya, King of Magadha, begat
Niramitra, King of Magadha, begat
Sukshatra, King of Magadha, begat
Brhatkarma, King of Magadha, begat
Senajiti, King of Magadha, begat
Shrutanjaya, King of Magadha, begat
Jayatsena, King of Magadha, begat
Sunetra, King of Magadha, begat
Trinetra, King of Magadha, begat
Drdhasena, King of Magadha, begat
Satyajiti, King of Magadha, begat
Vishvajati, King of Magadha, begat
Princess of Magahda, begat
Bimbisara, King of Magadha (544-491 BCE), begat
Ajatasatru Kunika, King of Magadha, begat
Nandivardha Anuruddha, King of Magadha, begat
Nagadashoka, King of Magadha, begat
Sisunaga, King of Magadha, begat
Kalasoka Kakavara, King of Magadha, begat
Ksemadharma [Kse-Madharman], King of Magadha, begat
Dhananada [Xandrames], King of Magadha, begat
Princess Nandini of Magadha, begat
Princess Subhadrangi Dharmi of India, begat
Ashoka “the Great” (अशोकः), Devanampiya Piyadassi, begat
Kunala, King of Kashmir, begat
Brihadratha [II], Mahārāja of India (187-181 BCE), begat
Princess Sundari of India, begat
Princess Alexandra of Bactria, begat
Princess Agathoclea of Bactria, begat
Strato I, King of Bactria, begat
Apollodotus II, King of Bactria, begat
Hipposatos, King of Bactria, begat
Telephus, King of Bactria, begat
Princess Calliope of Bactria, begat
Princess of Bactria, begat
Vima Kadphises [II] (Yen-Kao-Chen), King of the Kushans, begat
Kanishka I (Devaputra), King of the Kushans, begat
Huvishka I, King of the Kushans (130-150 CE), begat
Vasudeva I, King of the Kushans (150-160 CE), begat
Kanishka III, King of the Kushans, begat
Vasudeva II [Po T’iao], King of the Kushans, begat
Vasudeva III, King of the Kushans, begat
Vasudeva, King of Kabul, begat
Princess Ifra Hormiz of the Kushan, begat
Shápúr II, Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Shápúr III, Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Yazdigird I Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Bahram V Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Yazdigird II Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Peroz (Firuz) Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Kubad I Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Khusraw I (the Just) Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Hormizd IV Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Khusraw II (Parvez) Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Sharíyár Sásání, Sháh of Persia, begat
Yazdigird III Sásání, last pre-Islamic Sháh of Persia, begat
Jewish-Arabian Princess, begat
Exilarch Haninai ben Bostanai, begat
Nehemiah ben Haninai, begat
Yitchak, begat
Judah, begat
Exilarch David I, begat
Exilarch Judah I, begat
Zakkai, begat
Exilarch David II, begat
Exilarch Judah II, begat
Exilarch Chizkiya I, begat
Exilarch David III, begat
Exilarch Chizkiya IV, begat
Josef of Fustat, begat
Pagano Ebriaci di Pisa, begat
Ugo Ebriaci di Pisa, Genoese Patrician, begat
Ugo Ebriaci di Pisa, begat
Maria Ebriach di Pisa, begat
Barisone II de Torres, Justice of Torres, begat
Comita III de Torres, Jusctice of Torres, begat
Boniface of Saluzzo, begat
Manfred III, Marquess of Saluzzo, begat
Tommaso I, Marquis of Saluzzo, begat
Alasia of Saluzzo, begat
Edmund Fitzalan, 2nd Earl of Arundel, begat
Richard `Copped Hat` Fitzalan, 3rd Earl of Arundel, begat
Richard Fitzalan, 4th Arundel K.G., begat
Elizabeth Fitzalan, begat
Isabel de Mowbray, begat
Elizabeth de Berkeley, begat
Mary Burdett, begat
Thomas Cave, begat
Richard Cave, Esq., begat
Bridget Cave, begat
Ann Tanfield, begat
Elizabeth Vincent, begat
Dorothy Lane, begat
Richard Randolph, begat
Col. William Randolph, begat
Col. Thomas Randolph, begat
Col. William Randolph, begat
Mary Randolph, begat
William Randolph Fleming, begat
John Tarlton Fleming, begat
Lucretia Jane Turner Fleming, begat
Benjamin Blair, begat
Muriel Blair, begat
Living Hatting, begat
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